you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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