Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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