Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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