You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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