problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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