I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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