we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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