How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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