why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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