Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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