People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
