nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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