D3 body, D1 cock
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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