hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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