this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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