are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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