Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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