office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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