so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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