Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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