I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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