normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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