i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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