one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
do herpes really smell.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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