I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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