You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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