Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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