so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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