I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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