My hand turned me down
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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