Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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