yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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