I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize