That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Even my vagina gasped.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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