why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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