I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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