You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
be right there i have to get my cape
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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