Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
that may or may not have been my penis.
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