Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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