wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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