I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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