Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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