it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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