That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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