SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the day after is always just damage control
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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