I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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