i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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