question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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