I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he thought i was a dude.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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