He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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