I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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