office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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