yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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