Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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