Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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