My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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